The greatest short film ever?

**jb_617** · January 21st, 2005, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by MatJimMood:
i fucking hate paris hilton!

she looks like big bird off sesame street

There was a great article in Metro this morning about that vaccuous cock-magnet. Apparently she trashed a newsagents in Beverley Hills (yes I was suprised they have Newsagents in Beverley Hills as well) and is being sued by the owner. The shop was selling DVD's and Video tapes of her porno movie and she took exception. What impressed me was that the shop owner only wants to sue her for $1000, the cost of the repairs, rather than $45 Billion for punitive damages and "emotional trauma". That guy is my hero.

She also faces charges of petty theft (she took the tapes away) and vandalism (she tore down a poster of herself naked; that is she was naked on the poster, not that she was naked when she tore it down).

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And they say Americans have no sense of humour.

[ January 21, 2005 06:29 AM: Message edited by: jb. ]

**Tasty Fish Lips** · January 21st, 2005, 04:21 PM

Robot Bastard - some funny stuff. Kinda reminded me of the type of stuff that was on Liquid Televsion. Remember that show?

But best short out there? Even for that particular intentional B cheese genre...

I laughed the hardest when RB is talking to Black Mamba on that camera, and Black Mamaba cuts him off, "Shut up!"

I did like the Black thingees. Must be inspired from the Tar Man from Return of the Living Dead.

**emjen** · January 21st, 2005, 05:36 PM

SHE GOT NO TITS
SHE GOT NO ASS

BUT I'D STILL FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ER!!!

edit: darn, misspelled 'no'

edit2: you gotsa be farkin kiddin me, misspelled the same no again

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**jb_617** · January 21st, 2005, 10:25 PM

What the hell? Are we still on the same subject? Are we talking about Paris Hilton? (I stayed there once!).

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I think I've missed something fundamental here.

[ January 21, 2005 07:19 PM: Message edited by: jb. ]